Long Sleeve Tee — “Merry Christmas You Asshole!” Funny Sarcastic Holiday Shirt

This long sleeve tee brings sharp, cheeky holiday humor to casual winter wardrobes. Lightweight and soft against the skin, it pairs a bold, distressed red graphic with a clean white canvas so the message reads loud and clear without feeling heavy. Wear it during chaotic family gatherings or low-key gift exchanges to break the tension with a knowing smirk. The slim retail fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette polished while the breathable fabric layers easily under jackets or over shirts on colder days.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
- Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTF inner neck label and tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, team or dry: medium heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean